https://tankie.tube/videos/watch/1b3e0ca5-bc36-4d9c-9356-d26994892fb2 Gold Dagal was a Filipino stand-up comedian who was the organizer of the Comedy Roast Battles PH. He was killed by unidentified gunmen in 2025 allegedly due to his standup comedy routines mocking that of the Iglesia ni Cristo, a religious sect in the Philippines. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Dagal#Death Script Nagkaroon ako nag ex-girlfriend ng taga-Iglesia Ni Cristo. May taga-Iglesia ba tonight? Wala akong pake sa'yo. May na [] na kong isa sa inyo. May mga mas okay naman na religion diyan pero... may aircon sila eh. Diba? First time na nakaapak ako doon sa kapilya nila... manghang mangha talaga ako. Daming aircon eh. Binilang ako 1 2 3 4 5. Ang lamig! Cool! Cool 'to. Nagtagal din kami ng 3 years nung ex ko na yun. Kaya nung naghiwalay kami... may mga tanong ako sa sarili ko like... isa na doon yung... ano nang gagawin ko ngayon... sa mga slacks sa cabinet? May mga nagtatanong sa akin "Paano ko daw napasagot. Paano ko daw niligawan." Ni-rekta ko lang talaga yung feelings ko. Ganun lang ka-simple like sinabi ko agad sa kanya, "Alam mo... I love you, Eduardo Manalo." Kailangan ipaalam mo na mahal mo yung founder, diba? Parang ang daling gumawa ng kasalanan... pag taga-Iglesia ka actually, para sa akin kasi... alam mo yung pag sa Katoliko... yung mga picture ni Jesus sa mga kwarto ng... lola't tita niyo yung... alam mo yng sumusunod... sa'yo yung mata niya. Kahit saan diba? Ang hirap mag-jakul. Pero pag tinignan mo mukha ni Eduardo Manalo. Mukha lang siyang unsucessful na abogado. Diba? Alam mo yun? Nag no-notaryo lang. Tapos nag-away kami ng ex ko niyan, sabi niya... at least totoo si Eduardo Manalo. Correct. Unang meet ko ng mga magulang niya... medyo kinabahan ako. Diba tawagan nila, "Ka Julio, Ka Maria." Akalo ko mga NPA sila. Pero shortcut lang siya for... "kapatid." Yun ang tawagan nila, diba? "Kapatid". Alam mo sa tagal namin. Nadala ko sa pananalita ko yung 'Kapatid'. Pananalita. Yung word na yan. One tiem nadala ko sa kama. Habang nagsesex kami. Papapaungol ako na... "ah, shet! Sarap mo, kapatid. [] mo ko, kapatid." Can't spell 'incest'.... without INC. I had an ex-girlfriend from the Church of Christ. Is there someone from the Church tonight? I don't care about you. I already have [] one of you. There are better religions out there but... they have air conditioning. Right? It was the first time I set foot in their chapel... I was really amazed. There were so many air conditioners. I counted 1 2 3 4 5. It was cold! Cool! This is cool. We also lasted 3 years with my ex. So when we broke up... I had questions for myself like... one of them was... what am I going to do now... with the slacks in the cabinet? Some people ask me "How did I get that answer? How did I flirt with you." I just straightened out my feelings. It was as simple as that, like I immediately told him, "You know... I love you, Eduardo Manalo." You need to let him know that you love the founder, right? It seems like it's easy to commit sins... when you're actually from the Church, for me... you know when Catholics... the pictures of Jesus in the rooms of... your grandmother and aunt, the... you know the one who follows... his eyes are on you. Anywhere, right? It's hard to jerk off. But when you look at Eduardo Manalo's face. He just looks like an unsuccessful lawyer. Right? You know that? He was just a notary. Then my ex and I had a fight about that, he said... at least Eduardo Manalo is real. Correct. When I first met his parents... I was a little nervous. They called me, "Ka Julio, Ka Maria." I thought they were NPAs. But it's just a shortcut for... "kapatid." That's what they called me, right? "Kapatid". You know, during our time together. I brought 'Kapatid' into my speech. Speech. That word. One time I brought it to bed. While we were having sex. I was about to moan... "ah, shet! You're so delicious, kapatid. [] you, kapatid." Can't spell 'incest'.... without INC. Mon, 20 Apr 2026 08:27:47 GMT https://validator.w3.org/feed/docs/rss2.html PeerTube - https://tankie.tube https://tankie.tube/lazy-static/avatars/3ba3ff73-a8b6-49c9-add8-9653ef090c7f.webp https://tankie.tube/videos/watch/1b3e0ca5-bc36-4d9c-9356-d26994892fb2 All rights reserved, unless otherwise specified in the terms specified at https://tankie.tube/about and potential licenses granted by each content's rightholder.